{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?","punchline":"He had loco motives","id":91}
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{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
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