{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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Peter Aldrich Homestead is a historic home located at Gardiner in Ulster County, New York. It is a 1+1⁄2-story frame dwelling built in stages, with the oldest section dating to about 1750. The interior features notable Federal period decorative woodwork.
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