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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
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